very very very long tag....

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Biodata :p (Tagged by Nabz)

THE SELF

[01] Name: Chee Yew Bond
[02] Nickname: (kinda alot lah) Bonnie, Bond, Bon Bon, Bitch, Drama Queen n etc
[03] Married: married to myself...
[04] Zodiac Sign: Virgo, the virgin... *winks*
[05] Gender: Male
[06] Age: born in 1990, you count yourself lah lazy ass...
[07] High School: the very HIGH SCHOOL KLANG, STK = sekolah tepi kubur and its really tepi kubur!!!
[08] University: MMU Cyberjaya/Melaka
[09] Height: 178cm
[10] Weight: hey private wey... come measure yourself... i shall sit on top of your head... wahahaha....
[11] Do you like yourself: definitely 100%...
[12] Piercings: might pierce my ears someday....
[13] Right or left: if i wan pierce i will pierce left cause right stands for gay ryte?
[14] Are you a freak: i freak my friends out? hahaha....
[15] Hair: Black....
[16] Skin: when you mix white, orange and brown together...
[17] Allergic: No, my face skin gotten kinda sensitive lately though, too much scrubs and masks i guess...
[18] What are you doing now: duh, doing this tag lah while listening to music...
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: sleep, got 8am class 2moro...
[20] What will you do 10 years later: i shall chase my dreams...
THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: Parents
[22] Siblings(included you): 2
[23] Eldest: my 1 and only brother
[24] Youngest: me!!!!!
[25] Love/hate your family: there is nothing more precious than my family....
THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: ask me few years later, i am still a player, a free bird...
[27] If yes, who is he/she: told ya none at the moment...
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: hah???? apa ni???
[29] Time(s) you in 
relationship: u mean serious or just flings? 3 serious...
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): countless... wahahaha....
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000): of course.im hot!! i can hear u guys *coughing* there countless time ya noe.
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: DID before...
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: i ch**ted...
[34] Ever argue with your other half: duh....
[35] You with your other half since: hmmmm.....
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: I am versatile, in front and behind... hahaha... wanna try babe?
[37] Reasons you love your other half: love does not have reasons...
[38] You and your other half in which stage: wah? stage?
[39] You woo-ed her/him or he/she woo you: LOL....
[40] Ever think of marry he/she: too soon for this, slow it down babe...

THE FRIEND

[41] Your first best 
friend: my primary school friend, snokee
[42] Your first enemy: my brother? he use to bully me alot...
[43] The friend you love the most: well his name is Chee Yew Bond... i am telling you he is hot...
[44] The enemy you hate the most(1only): hate is a strong word.... hahahhaa....
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: the girl that i meet everyday when i go to bed...
[46] Your most handsome guy friend: the guy that i saw in my dream?
[47] The kind of girl/woman you hate the most: bitches, i mean the bitch bitch type... fakers....
[48] The kind of boy/man you hate the most: oh gosh, those overly ego yet retarded freaks...
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: haha... shudap elaine...
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: lalalalalalalalala....
[51] If your friend backstab you: I still forgive me him although he makes me the klang most hated ppl...
[52] If your friend betray you: are you running out of ideas???
[53] If your friend woo your lover: fun!!! we can share, in my ass...
[54] If your friend fall in love with you: den i fall inlove wit my friend and create triangle love...
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: kinky....

THE STUDIES

[56] Are you a good student: if i say i am, you believe?
[57] You always done your homeworks/
assignments: *yes*
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: Ms Tay and Puan Yong, my tuition teachers
[59] Always late to school/college: hahahaha....
[60] Your class: yaya....
[61] You love your seniors: yup if they love me too.... hahahha....
[62] Senior who you love the most: hmmmm.... tough one..... i am up for bribe...
[63] Your classmates good/bad: Some good some bad loh....
[64] Excellent result classmate: are you trying to make me feel bad apart from this stupid colour font....
[65] Laziest classmate: where? where? i think i saw that guy in the mirror...
THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people: everyone can be smart unless they are mentally disable lah...
[67] Stupid people: we made ourself dumb...
[68] Good looking people: i believe everyone is beatiful....
[69] Ugly people: when your heart is corrupted then you are ugly....
[70] Funny people: dont over do it, it can get irritating ya know....
[71] Cute people: cute? pls~~~
[72] Bad people: dats nasty, they need some spanking in the ass...
[73] Honest people: wow... do they still exist?
[74] Acting people: everywhere....
[75] You are what kind of people: hahahahhaa... abit of this, abit of that loh... hey no one is perfect....


THE PREFER

[76] Lip or eyes: Lips
[77] Hugs or kisses: Hugs 
[78] Shorter or taller: Taller
[79] Hesitant or spontaneous: Spontaneous
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: Nice stoumach
[81] Listener or talker: i need both....
[82] Romantic or rich: RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[83] Good wife or Good mother: i need both...


THE FUTURE (are you trying to kill me with the colour of the font)

[84] Age to get marry: 30
[85] Numbers of kid(s): 2
[86] Career: engineer, cafe owner and probably fashion designer
[87] Salary: human are greedy.... of cos as high as possible...
[88] Retirement age: when i think i am rich enough....
[89] Properties value: countless....
[90] Wishes: cant tell it here, its a commitment to myself....

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